1 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:13,690 Very kind of you to arrange this appointment. It's only normal. After 2 00:00:13,710 --> 00:00:14,710 you're a very good client. 3 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:19,030 Well, well, she must be new here. Yes, she's a new girl. 4 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:23,090 Then she doesn't know about me. That's right. You'll come as a surprise, too. 5 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:25,030 Oh, I love surprises. 6 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:27,950 Pour me a drink. 7 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:11,350 I was really in for a talk. 8 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:14,790 Oh, she'll be all right. He's not hard to please. 9 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,650 Damn, I missed a stitch. 10 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:19,070 There's not much doing tonight. 11 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:23,690 Oh, well, you expect all the machos are watching the... Okay, my TV. Damn TV. 12 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:02,970 Surprise, big surprise. 13 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:35,750 I'm blocking another one. 14 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:21,980 Inspector Lambree. 15 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,960 Oh, no. 16 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 Bye, squad. 17 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,520 Wait a minute. You can't call. 18 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,780 No, we can't. 19 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,350 I have an ID card. We're legit. 20 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:35,770 Yeah, we're all right. You just have to go to the office. 21 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:38,890 Oh, yes, do it. 22 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:42,690 Do it. 23 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:51,910 Inspector Lavery, Vice Squad. 24 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:54,830 Why, it's Mr. 25 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:57,090 Landers of Landers Industries. 26 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,010 You're right. 27 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,230 All right, get up. 28 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:11,249 Follow me. 29 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:14,110 Very well. But this is most embarrassing. 30 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:24,210 Bad luck. 31 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,450 I'm out of work. 32 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:27,150 I'll start looking for a job, I guess. 33 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:29,070 What page did the warrant add? 34 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:39,830 Here we are. 35 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,480 I'm really in a fix now, Inspector. 36 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,660 I believe our methods of education are inadequate. 37 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:42,100 My advice to you is to open a specialized school. 38 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,350 weeks later. 39 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:24,850 Today is a day that all youngsters are hooked forward to, 40 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,450 nervous as is the paper. 41 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:28,550 Yes, it's back to school day. 42 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:33,070 You've already witnessed scenes of temperament and stubbornness. However, 43 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:35,230 spite of this, our courageous mothers... 44 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,040 We managed to get our children to the classroom. 45 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:41,380 Yes, once again, it's back to school on the international team. 46 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,420 Ladies, you will now take your seats. 47 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,580 Good morning, my dears. 48 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,780 Professor Lambert, my chief assistant. 49 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,940 And Mr. Day, who is our detention officer. 50 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,580 You'd better keep quiet from now on, ladies. 51 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,900 Let me see now. Let me see. 52 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,380 Susie. 53 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:49,720 Not a bad performer, but her boyfriend, Frank, sees room for improvement. 54 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,220 Claudia. I see. 55 00:08:54,520 --> 00:09:00,060 Almost 20 years old and still a virgin. Her fiancé considers this abnormal and 56 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,060 desires rectification. 57 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,380 She's afraid of machos. 58 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:06,140 Natalie. 59 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,860 Aspirations to be an actress. 60 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,480 She understands that in order to make the grade, she must be able to offer 61 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,140 things. And pleasure is one of these things. 62 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:21,020 Nanette, an ex -professor of gymnastics. 63 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,980 She's decided to change her profession. 64 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:29,360 And in order to do this, she's enrolled with us to practice new movements. 65 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,660 Ladies, I feel the same way as my colleagues. 66 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:39,370 I am very proud that you have chosen to come to us in order to better 67 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,370 yourselves. 68 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:45,630 Your fiancés and boyfriends gave us the task of instructing you, and we want 69 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:46,630 your full cooperation. 70 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:47,990 I hope that's clear. 71 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,210 Please take your pencil and paper. 72 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:56,390 We will now begin our very first lesson. 73 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:02,870 It is very important to know how to strip. 74 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:06,310 The movements are delicate. 75 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,470 And should be precise. 76 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,590 Yet never brisk. 77 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,170 Pay close attention. 78 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:24,510 Slowly and deliberately. 79 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,280 Friends can always be youthful. 80 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:53,060 And now, we'll go on to something more serious. 81 00:12:58,670 --> 00:12:59,670 Oh, yes. 82 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:04,730 You 83 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:11,610 should 84 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,350 always express your feelings. 85 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,870 Let him know what's on your mind. 86 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,870 Catches on quick, doesn't she? 87 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:15,550 You said it. 88 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,570 She'd win the Oscar if she weren't actors. 89 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,310 You think so? 90 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:26,830 Well, 91 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:31,690 speaking as an ex -gym teacher, I'd call her a record breaker. 92 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:41,150 Tell us, Claudia, what did you think of the first class? 93 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,510 Did you notice the cock on Mr. Lambert? 94 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,190 It looks horrible. 95 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,850 Come now, Claudia. You're a bad influence. 96 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,750 What's this I see? It looks like ink. 97 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,270 Didn't you wash your hands before coming to lunch? 98 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,890 Yes, but it didn't come off. 99 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,829 Did you... really scrub them? 100 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,650 I can see that you don't scrub them very hard. 101 00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:25,069 That's a little better. 102 00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:29,510 The rest of you can go back to class now. 103 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,469 Oh, yeah. 104 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:31,550 No, you stay here. 105 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:33,750 This is your lucky day. 106 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:36,950 I'm going to give you a chance to get ahead of your classmates in your 107 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:22,610 Don't stop. 108 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,410 It's good. 109 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:33,690 It's so good, my darling. 110 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,550 Realized that in order to get ahead as an actress, I would have to give head. I 111 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,790 decided to make the most of it. 112 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,530 I'm going to be an honor pupil. 113 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,490 And after that, I'll be a star. 114 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,030 And you, Susie, why are you here? 115 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:47,850 I'm not perverted enough. 116 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:51,290 I've got talent, but I can do a lot better. I couldn't keep up with my 117 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:56,430 Frank and his fantasies. And so, when I heard about this course, he enrolled me. 118 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:58,750 So, here I am. 119 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,520 Two o 'clock, time for class. Come on, let's go. 120 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,300 My dear, a little bit more enthusiasm. 121 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,520 Starting position. 122 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,620 Fine. 123 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,600 There. Very good. 124 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320 Oh, no, no, no. 125 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:56,740 I can see you have a lot to learn. 126 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,120 Keep trying. 127 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,580 You're not doing your best. 128 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:14,780 Come on now, Susie. It's not a pogo stick. 129 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,200 Now, pay attention. 130 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,300 All of you, come here. 131 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:26,919 Let's go. 132 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,140 That's it. Come on. 133 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,540 Closer. 134 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,680 Let's cut that out now. 135 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,240 You have a big day ahead tomorrow. 136 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,300 You'll need your rest. Now go to sleep. 137 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,720 Oh. 138 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880 Oh. 139 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160 Terrific. 140 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:47,430 It's forbidden to mix pleasure with studies. 141 00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,590 I've already told you once. 142 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:54,150 I don't want to, Natalie. 143 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,120 But I'm going to have to punish you. 144 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,640 Mm -hmm. 145 00:30:29,130 --> 00:30:32,230 Our school is special, and the punishment is severe. 146 00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:52,730 Here's a brief review of how important a part sex has played in the history of 147 00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:55,750 the world. In modern times, it plays the same role. 148 00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,820 We could say that Mary Magdalene's role was important when she was active, and 149 00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:02,020 Madalena's role, too. 150 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:07,080 We'll pass on briefly to Lucretia Borgia, whose reputation, in my opinion, 151 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,080 overrated. 152 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,980 Well, on the other hand, all during the 18th century, most women behaved the 153 00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:15,140 same way. Yes? 154 00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:19,540 Uh, excuse me, I'm lost. I was looking for the bathroom. 155 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,480 Ladies, we will abandon our history lesson for the time being and take part 156 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,480 practical experience. 157 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,700 I think I made a mistake. 158 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:33,940 I'm confused. 159 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:40,580 I mean, could I... We'll see, won't we, ladies? 160 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:42,940 If you don't mind, I'll go now. 161 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,020 I'm only the plumber. Please. 162 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,280 Well, Claudia, he doesn't want to help us. That's not it. No, no, no, no. Oh, 163 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,259 no. 164 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:54,860 I have a job to do. I've only come here to repair the bathtub. 165 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,780 Oh, no, not that. 166 00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:59,220 Oh, please, not that. No. 167 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:02,840 This is all a misunderstanding. Really, I can explain. Please. 168 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,620 Oh, no. 169 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:09,420 Oh, I have things to do. I can't stay here all day. Let me go. 170 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:10,780 Oh, no. 171 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,100 I have to account for my time. 172 00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:15,340 You're not being reasonable. Please. 173 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,200 No, no. 174 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,500 I'm only... 175 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,800 Please. What can I put on my worksheet? 176 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,480 Oh, no. 177 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,740 You're taking advantage. 178 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,940 Oh, come on, please. Let me go. I have work to do. 179 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,900 Business is business. 180 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,200 Oh, no. 181 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:45,120 Let me go on with my work. 182 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,720 Not that one. Not the big one. 183 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,730 Oh, I'm a married man. 184 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,830 Careful, Manette, you're not at a track meet. 185 00:33:05,990 --> 00:33:06,990 Please. 186 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:12,310 Claudia, Claudia, let's see a little more effort. 187 00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:16,370 There, it's Claudia. 188 00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,610 Claudia. You never give your all, Claudia. 189 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:24,090 Oh, Claudia, take it easy. 190 00:33:27,189 --> 00:33:28,189 good. 191 00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:30,030 I'm a plumber. 192 00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:33,450 Excellent, 193 00:33:34,090 --> 00:33:35,110 ladies. Excellent. 194 00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:41,770 Very good, Natalie. Very good. 195 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,620 Only came to repair a leak. 196 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,060 Don't complicate things any further. 197 00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:13,900 It's not so easy. You don't understand. I'm only a plumber. 198 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,780 I repair leaks. Oh, leaks. 199 00:34:20,139 --> 00:34:21,239 That's why I came. 200 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,320 That's great. She's good at it. 201 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,280 She's getting better and better. 202 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:47,389 Let the others have a little too, might as well. 203 00:35:28,810 --> 00:35:29,950 You've made rapid progress. 204 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,400 Ask about a leech. 205 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,060 Think of your godfather. What if he could see you now? 206 00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:06,680 Don't forget all the money he spent to pay for your enrollment. 207 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,700 Claudia? 208 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,480 Go on. 209 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:22,000 I did it! 210 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320 I did it! 211 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,180 Excellent. You're doing... 212 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600 Stop the good work. 213 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 too, wasn't I? 214 00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:37,270 Enjoy your weekend. 215 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:44,170 And I hope that none of you forget to do your homework. 216 00:42:33,130 --> 00:42:34,130 Is it better now? 217 00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:36,330 Oh, yeah. 218 00:42:46,170 --> 00:42:50,230 Getting picky? 219 00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:52,450 Just nervous. 220 00:42:54,010 --> 00:42:56,370 It reminds me of the auditions in the drama course. 221 00:42:57,990 --> 00:43:00,610 Come on, now. There's no need to worry. You'll all be fine. 222 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:09,940 Now, finish your lunch. 223 00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:11,700 You'll need your strength for the exams. 224 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,720 Come on now, that's it. 225 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,020 Come on now, you can do better than that. 226 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,720 I'm going to take notes. 227 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,640 That's not bad, Clark. 228 00:43:45,770 --> 00:43:46,770 Claudia, that's the way. 229 00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:56,030 A little more feeling, Claudia. 230 00:43:58,750 --> 00:43:59,750 Good. 231 00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:10,910 That's fine, Susie. 232 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,290 Keep it up now. 233 00:44:16,710 --> 00:44:17,710 That's the way. 234 00:44:19,330 --> 00:44:20,630 You're a real scholar. 235 00:44:26,470 --> 00:44:28,190 Go on. Let yourself go. 236 00:44:29,050 --> 00:44:30,050 That's it. 237 00:44:32,790 --> 00:44:34,330 Deep sensuality. 238 00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:39,650 Let yourself go. 239 00:44:44,230 --> 00:44:45,770 Give it everything you've got. 240 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,640 Don't stop until you finish the sequence. 241 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,160 It's better than I expected. 242 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,640 Go on. 243 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:15,080 I want every one of you to enjoy 244 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,080 this. 245 00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:19,780 Slowly now. 246 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,460 on what you're doing. 247 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,780 Just wonderful, ladies. Go on. 248 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,420 It's all a question of rhythm. 249 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,840 I think they're doing very well. They are. 250 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:15,020 That's the way. 251 00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:18,220 You'll go places. 252 00:46:32,529 --> 00:46:33,590 Not bad, not bad. 253 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:07,520 I want your notes after all this is over. 254 00:48:21,910 --> 00:48:22,910 Hmm? 255 00:48:24,810 --> 00:48:28,730 Ah, yes. 256 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,100 Mm. Mm. 257 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,400 Keep it up right to the end. 258 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:15,960 Well, Lambert, I see you can appreciate a good student. 259 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,200 My colleagues are a bit exhausted from their participation in our recent exams. 260 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:29,780 I hope you understand. 261 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:31,840 I'd like to present... 262 00:51:16,930 --> 00:51:17,930 Steady now. 263 00:51:35,670 --> 00:51:37,950 Next in line, Susie. 264 00:51:51,530 --> 00:51:52,550 It has to lose your control. 265 00:52:10,890 --> 00:52:14,430 I rated the same. Have you rated their attitude? That's very important. 266 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:29,510 All right, it's Nanette's turn now. 267 00:52:30,790 --> 00:52:31,790 Nanette? 268 00:52:33,310 --> 00:52:36,930 I think 269 00:52:36,930 --> 00:52:42,950 we should make an exception. 270 00:53:40,910 --> 00:53:43,750 Checking over the list, I see that it's Natalie's turn now. 271 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,450 Give one point for Will. 272 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,640 They come here. They come. 273 00:56:07,860 --> 00:56:08,860 This is it. 274 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:24,900 After careful deliberation, I am proud to announce that each and every one 275 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:27,060 of you have passed your test with high honors. 276 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,070 Some days later 277 00:56:39,070 --> 00:56:55,950 Oh, 278 00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:57,250 I've been waiting for this 279 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,460 Graduation exercises. 280 00:57:29,669 --> 00:57:31,850 I didn't know that you take care of him here. 281 00:57:36,350 --> 00:57:37,350 Well, 282 00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:39,030 we've got to keep it going. 283 00:58:10,259 --> 00:58:14,620 Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have. 284 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,020 Prepare to hear you with my child. 285 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,020 to satisfy you with my child. 286 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,400 Oh, Grandma. 287 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:59,120 Oh, Grandmother, Grandma. 288 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:01,800 Come closer, my dear. 289 00:59:02,340 --> 00:59:03,560 Don't be afraid. 290 00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:06,500 I'm not going to hurt you. 291 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:10,940 Come now, my child. 292 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,680 That's very nice, dear. 293 00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:35,800 Oh, Grandmother. 294 00:59:37,260 --> 00:59:40,320 It's all right, child. Just continue like that. 295 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,320 You're doing fine. 296 00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:50,460 Oh, you're 297 00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:52,340 Grandmother's good little girl. 298 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,480 Everybody wants to get into the act. 299 00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:56,780 He's super. 300 00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,940 Yes, you little angel. 301 01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:01,800 It's getting better. 302 01:00:02,030 --> 01:00:03,030 All the time. 303 01:00:05,790 --> 01:00:07,650 Keep it up, dearie. 304 01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,070 That's right. 305 01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:11,650 Don't talk with your mouth full now. 306 01:00:13,230 --> 01:00:16,830 Let me tell you guys, it's great. 307 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,480 Oh, wait. 308 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:43,380 What are you doing here? This isn't your fairy tale. 309 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,299 Grandmother's right. 310 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:47,300 What do you want? 311 01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:48,680 The dwarfs were a drag. 312 01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:53,740 And my prince charming's a faggot. So I decided to come and see the wolf. 313 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:54,900 Excellent idea. 314 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,440 Come closer, my child. 315 01:01:00,340 --> 01:01:03,040 I have a better time than the wolf in the other story. 316 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,140 Marvellous. Simply marvellous. 317 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,660 Do you think he'll get his job? 318 01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:19,500 Yes, they usually do. 319 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,940 Now it's your turn, Little Red Riding Hood. Go on. 320 01:01:47,180 --> 01:01:48,180 You may continue. 321 01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:51,120 I'll have to retire if this keeps up. 322 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,740 It's much nicer this way. 323 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,800 Oh, Peter Pan, come here quickly. It's no use. 324 01:08:37,930 --> 01:08:38,930 a souvenir from 325 01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:36,340 in a time. 326 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,160 Now, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not a gay prince. 327 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,540 I am Prince Charming of Sleeping Beauty. 328 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,340 But on the other hand, Snow White's prince was so gay... 329 01:11:56,340 --> 01:12:02,940 I'm supposed to proffer the prince a special gift. 330 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:24,560 Hey, what is this? 331 01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:41,100 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 332 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,700 Wake up, princess. 333 01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:40,990 It won't be easy. 334 01:14:43,970 --> 01:14:47,670 Well, I'm through kidding around. 335 01:15:06,470 --> 01:15:07,470 So. 336 01:15:09,290 --> 01:15:11,130 As you can see, she is still sleeping. 337 01:15:16,490 --> 01:15:17,810 Come on now, princess. 338 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,700 Are you going to fucking wake up or not? 339 01:16:34,570 --> 01:16:35,570 Princess, do it. 340 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:40,850 Oh, you're awake, Princess. 341 01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:44,530 It's been such a long time. 342 01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:52,490 When you... Oh, yeah. 343 01:16:54,190 --> 01:16:56,770 The alarm radio was never this good. 344 01:16:59,670 --> 01:17:00,670 That's right. 345 01:17:00,730 --> 01:17:01,770 Shut up. 346 01:17:02,090 --> 01:17:03,090 That's right. 347 01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:10,440 Now you're all witnesses. 348 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,120 I woke up the princess. 349 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,760 drawing. Gentlemen, may I wish you good luck. 350 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,400 Number 23. 351 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,360 Who has number 23? 352 01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:16,860 It's me. 353 01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:22,640 It's me. 354 01:18:58,470 --> 01:19:01,150 Now we'll see if number 23 can hold his own. 355 01:20:04,650 --> 01:20:06,810 It seems to me that he can hold his own. 356 01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:09,270 But let's carry on. 357 01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:57,170 He can hold his own. 358 01:20:59,570 --> 01:21:03,030 He deserves his prize. 359 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,200 And what brings this visit? 360 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,140 What's going on, anyway? 361 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,960 I've been told of the presence of a number of young ladies in your 362 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:28,960 establishment. 363 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,160 Didn't you see the sign posted on the door? 364 01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:33,220 Oh, you mean private school? 365 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:34,480 Yes. 366 01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:37,620 Dear Inspector, I followed your advice. 367 01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:40,960 You've come just in time. 368 01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:42,980 We're having our school exercises. 369 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,400 Of course you're invited. 370 01:22:51,790 --> 01:22:55,110 Something sat on the wall. Humpty -dumpty had a great fall. All the king's 371 01:22:55,110 --> 01:22:56,310 horses, all the king's men suck. 372 01:22:57,630 --> 01:23:01,250 Tom, Tom, the piper's son stole a pig and had some fun. 373 01:23:01,790 --> 01:23:04,570 Jack be nimble. Jack be... Jack be quick. 374 01:23:04,830 --> 01:23:08,370 Jack... Get off the pot. Or quit. 375 01:23:09,450 --> 01:23:12,050 Lulu had a baby. His name was Bonnie Jim. 376 01:23:12,330 --> 01:23:15,370 She put him in a pit pot to see if he could swim. 377 01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:18,130 He swam to the bottom. He swam to the top. 378 01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:22,100 Lula got excited and grabbed him by the cocktail ginger ale. 379 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:25,900 Five cents a glass. If you don't like it, shove it up your ass. 380 01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:29,880 Hmm. Mary had a little lamb. 381 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:34,880 She also had a bear. I often saw her little lamb, but never saw her bear. 382 01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:36,540 Peas, porridge, hot. 383 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:41,100 Peas, porridge, cold. Peas, porridge in the pot. Nine days, I'll pee you. 384 01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:47,360 As I lay sleeping, the sun began to rise. It spread its golden light across 385 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,360 summer sky. 386 01:23:48,490 --> 01:23:53,590 The grass so green and lush and spread with morning dew to reflect the morning 387 01:23:53,590 --> 01:23:56,450 sunlight and enhance the radiant hues. 388 01:23:57,690 --> 01:23:59,950 These gentlemen really seem to appreciate the show. 389 01:24:00,850 --> 01:24:02,750 Looks like they're ready to blow their guns. 390 01:24:03,390 --> 01:24:07,710 Well, Inspector, I can assure you... That every single one of them has a hard 391 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,190 -on. That's not Victor Hugo those girls are reading. 392 01:24:11,110 --> 01:24:13,350 I'm afraid I'm going to have to close this school down. 393 01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:14,590 His fucking skull. 394 01:24:19,299 --> 01:24:22,780 But what will become of me? 395 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,840 Well, I've heard times are getting tough in cinema. 396 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:31,460 Why don't you try going into production? 397 01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:36,940 There was a young soldier from Munich who threw up all over his tunic. 398 01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:41,360 To add to the frolic, he fell on his bollocks. 399 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:44,440 And now he is known as the eunuch.